The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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