I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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