There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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