I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
