AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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