i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
So. Much. Porn.
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