I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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