it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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