I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
