btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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