Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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