I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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