Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
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