Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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