I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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