DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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