Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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