I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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