is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
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