great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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