so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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