Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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