So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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