She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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