i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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