okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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