Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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