theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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