Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
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