It's like God shit irony all over that family
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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