is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Randomize