i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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