Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
never play flip cup with pint glasses
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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