once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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