Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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