What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Randomize
