I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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