great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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