question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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