ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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