can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I see more hoeing in ur future
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