So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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