how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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