put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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