I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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