I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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