Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
He? As in you personified your dick?
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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