I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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