Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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