Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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