I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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