i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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