McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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