oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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