Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Randomize
