my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
im having a threesome with these popsicles
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
