I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
it glows. i had to have it.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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