Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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