How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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