I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
